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05
Mar

Attraction epiphany

Laying in bed the other morning Brandon is rubbing on me and dragging his feet to get up for the day.  In an attempt to stall he says, "I love your body.  It's so sexy."

"Baby, you love my body and think it's sexy because this is the body you get sex from."

SILENCE

and I snuck out of bed while he was contemplating my deep philosophical brilliance. 

Nothing else has been said about it.  Honestly, I don't know if he even gave my words a second thought, but I have been second thoughting them for a few days.  When thoughts start taking up too much space in my very cluttered brain, the only thing I can do to get rid of them is to write them out.

So lets talk about this.  I think I want your take on my thoughts, but first let me give you a few more things to think about.  

When I met Brandon, I fell head over heels in love with him.  He was a complete and total stranger in more ways than one.  HE WAS NOT MY TYPE!  I had never been with a guy that wore a tie and worked in an office.  I was mystified on more than one occasion at how on earth this happened and where this strange attraction came from.  

I was married, for fifteen years, to a guy who could have been my brother, meaning he did the same things that my brothers did all my life.  Being with him was comfortable right off the bat.  He was my type.  He was the only version of "male" that I knew.  He was a guys guy.  He smelled of exhaust and dirt.  He worked construction.  He played with snowmobiles and ATV's.  He didn't own a pair of dress shoes.  He didn't know how to turn on a computer.  He was at home in the garage.   He was the kind of man I grew up with my entire childhood and the man I spent 15 years married to.

He was my familiar and the type of man I would say I "was" attracted to.

Going from that to the polar opposite is hard to understand.  

I went from being attracted to construction workers to being attracted to clean-cut well-mannered men.

Brandon on the side of the road in dockers and loafers….  It was love at first sight.  I have never been able to explain it.  I couldn't then, I can't now.  We both just say that it was meant to be and it was, and still is, bigger than we are. But a funny thing happened after being with Brandon.  I started thinking about all these clean cut well mannered men that I had never thought about before.  People I would have never even pictured as the opposite sex were occupying my brain.  Not that I was having fantasies about being with them, or even wanting to be with them, I was just, for the first time, aware that men in suits and ties, had penises and most likey had sex.  *SHOCKING* 

So, the original thoughts I had have turned into a long rambling mess, but I think the point of my confession is this, I think you become attracted to the type of person/type of body/ type of personality, that fulfills your sexual needs.  If Brandon had been a short little fat man or a huge ripped black man, I think I would find myself attracted to that.  I am in love with Brandon and everything he is.  That means I love his body, his mind, his heart. I love the entire package and I am attracted to the entire package.   He is a geek.  I call him my wireless wizard.  He can't climb widowmaker on a 250cc or build a house, but he can hook me up wirelessly no matter where I am.  And he can make a mean homemade mac and cheese, one that is so good it makes you moan with every bite.   And his  chocolate chip cookie dough, it's to die for and he can make it in under four minutes. Also, he can convert USD to Naria and metric tons to gallons and barrels in his head.  He is brilliant. Best of all, he can breathe on my neck and turn me to goo in mere seconds. He does it for me in every way.  I am happy to say that nerds in flip flops are my new "type."   

Talk to me.  Are you attracted to the "type" of person you are with, or am I smoking crack again and none of this makes any sense?

Because, on the flip side of this equation, I wonder if the majority of people are attracted to exactly the opposite of what they are with. Maybe I am the freak and the norm is to want what you don't have?  

Maybe it's 90% emotional and very little physical? 

Maybe it has nothing to do with a type- Quiet, smart and sensitive, and more to do with a body- Strong, tall, blonde.  Type- Wild, spontaneous and fun. Body- dark, lean, and perfect teeth.   Type- rugged, outdoorsman, mama's boy.  Body- 5'10 lean but ripped. 

Maybe its all how they make you feel and nothing to do with what kind of person they are or what they look like at all.  

I think I am having a break through right here and now on my blog!  I see the light.  This is it.  I just discovered a truth about me.  First Love paid a lot of attention to me.  He cared more than anything about what was going on in my head.  If he didn't know what I was thinking, he wouldn't leave until he did.  He learned who I was real fast by talking to me for hours.  I always thought he should have grown up to be a shrink because he was good at figuring people out and was a fantastic listener.  

When I married The Ex, he was the "type" of guy I was comfortable with, but he never cared to psychoanalyze me and I never felt heard or understood.  NEVER.   After we fell out of love, I stupidly attempted to regain my first love.  Looking back, it may have been easier to just see a shrink to feel understood.  But, I probably would have fallen in love with the shrink and ended up in the exact same place.   

When I met Brandon on the side of the road, he wanted to talk…… and we talked and talked and talked. He wanted to know me, inside and out, and for the first time since I was seventeen years old, I felt like I mattered to somebody.  Truly, truly mattered.  Shit, no wonder the sex was so amazing.   

There you have it.  That's the story of why I was attracted to a guy in a tie.  

PS- I am aware that this post is all over the place.  The stream of conscience blogging is what you get today.  

PPS- You are all still welcome and encouraged to share your attraction stories because I would love to be distracted with a little sex today.  THANK YOU!  

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09
Feb

Dear Peach Fresca-

Posted by Sandi in cheating

You are ruining my marriage. You are young, hip, and fresh and you have seduced my man with all your healthy, fruity, bullshit.  "Look at me, I have no caffeine and no sugar."  

Personally, I think you are disgusting and taste like poison.  Sadly, Brandon doesn't agree with me….

I have been left to drink an entire can of ice cold Diet Coke w/Lime all by myself.  My hands are freezing, my can is half full, and I have nobody to share this little pleasure with anymore.  

I hope you feel good about yourself.

He will tire of you one day too.  I heard him talking about bottled water last night.  And just so you know, I would rather my fridge be full of water than full of you.  Every time I hear him crack open a can, my mouth starts watering.   I reach for his drink, and when I am not paying attention and bring you to my lips…..

POISON!

I am pissed off just thinking about it.  At least water doesn't come in a can.  Get out of my house you fruity TRAMP!  

Sandi

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03
Sep

In my opinion

Posted by Sandi in cheating

I received 20 comments in a matter of 50 minutes yesterday.  That is an average of one comment every three minutes telling me I had issues and I needed to see a professional. And that was before my post even showed up in my reader.   The first few were no big deal, but after hearing it the twentieth time, I had had enough and closed the comments.  But that didn’t stop the rest of you from emailing me.  I definitely received some nice ones, but the thing that surprised me the most, is that you are all telling me what I already know.  Do you guys read me?  I have declared from moment one that we have BIG issues, I have post after post about the lack of trust.  BUT once I say, I am done, I have to turn off the blog because I have double standards, you all come over and say, ”Holy Shit you are fucked up.  You seriously need counseling.”   

DUH

I hate to generalize, and I apologize upfront if you don’t fall into this category, but you women are fools! 

Somewhere right now, someone, I would even dare say it’s one of my readers, is having an affair with a married man and his wife has NO CLUE!  Am I right?  I know I am, because I have received MULTIPLE emails from about TEN of you confessing to me and knowing I would understand.  Guess what?  I do.  I was one of those women that seduced the married guy, had an affair and destroyed my family.  I couldn’t tell you today if he is still married, or if I destroyed his family in the process.  I live with that guilt daily. DAILY.

Have I learned my lesson? HELL YES.  But I am human and human beings SUCK.  What if ten years from now, Brandon is no longer emotionally available to me?  What if ? Just what if?   But right now currently, I wake up everyday and vow to myself, to Brandon, and to my kids, that I will choose the right, make good choices and never put my marriage in harms way.  I can do that, because I am in control of myself.  But I am the only person in this house that I can control.

I know Brandon is madly in love with me.  I know it. I feel it.  I also know that he has NO desire to screw up our marriage.  But that doesn’t mean he won’t come in contact with a female that doesn’t give a shit about my marriage and just has to have him. She will know all the right things to say, She will make him giddy inside, she will make him laugh and feel better about himself than he has in a long time. She will share her life and love with him and he will in turn share his with her.  It could take months, it could take days, but she will get him in the end.  Does that mean I don’t trust Brandon?  I’ll leave that up to you to decide.  See that paragraph up there?  Brandon is human too.

Here is a word of warning sisters.

I don’t care how good of guy he is, how committed to his family he is. or how much he loves and adores his wife….He can be seduced. Those of you that don’t believe it….Well, shit, I hope you never have to find it out. 

If you put yourself in a situation, or your boyfriend or husband gets himself into a situation, it will happen.  PLAIN AND SIMPLE.  You can all lecture me on counseling and trust and insecurities but I think I am the smart one here. and you are the fools.  Trust away my dears, I hope someone like me, or the girl next door, or the one that’s working down the hall, doesn’t talk their way into your guy’s bed.  

I would hate to say I told you so. 

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12
May

Cheaters and other idiots

Posted by Sandi in cheating, divorce

 

Brandon is home from Nigeria.  It was a top-secret trip.  He was testifying against a big player in an oil cartel in Port Harcourt.  It was dangerous and I held my breath all week.

 

While he was gone, his ex wife called me and we chatted for over two hours.  While this is nice to have a better relationship with her and I understand that she respects my marriage and I feel like I have healed from some of the issues in the past…. I think getting that close to her and listening to stories about her and Brandon’s past, was not conducive to my healing.  Those big steps I felt like I had taken this past year didn’t feel as big after I hung up the phone.  Maybe that’s just life, one step forward two steps back. 

 

In the conversation, I went from having nothing to do with the break up of their marriage to being the number one factor, AGAIN.  She goes back and forth on this issue all the time.  It doesn’t affect the way I feel about Brandon or my marriage, but it does affect the way I feel about myself.  I don’t want to add that to my list of guilt.  Destroying two homes is not something I want to own.  It absolutely crushes me. 

 

I had a breakdown Tuesday night.  I fought with Brandon about it over the phone.  The timing couldn’t have been worse.  He was already a basket case over the shit he was dealing with in Africa, and I dropped all of my shit on top of it.  Needless to say, I suck. He was stressed and furious and called Becky to tell her to stop talking to me about the past because he was tired of dealing with it.  It wasn’t my desire to get her in trouble, I just wanted him to make me feel better. 

 

I don’t think she is mad at me, because after my post about the in-laws, she wrote a nice comment, but I chose not to publish it.  In a nutshell, it said we were good people and his family should like us.  She also had the boys call on me on Mothers Day.  That was the nicest thing ever. 

 

While I have tons of other things to write about and update you all on, I want to hear from you about cheating spouses. (I know I’m beating a dead horse.) Brandon and I have been in an ongoing conversation about this since my phone call with Becky.  While neither one of us have been cheated on, we both stand up and admit we were WRONG and should have ended our marriages in a better, less hurtful way.  This, I know, is a touchy subject.  I know some of you have cheated, and I know some of you have been cheated on.  I want to know if the people that have been cheated on feel any responsibility at all for allowing things to get to that point.  What weren’t you doing or offering your spouse at home that made them go outside of the house for whatever was missing? 

 

When I talk to Becky, she will not admit or own the fact that her marriage was in trouble.  She will not take responsibility for anything that went wrong or that she contributed in anyway to the problem up to the point of the cheating.  The question for you is this: Does the cheating overshadow EVERYTHING?  Or, does time offer enough clarity to see your own mistakes that lead to the failing marriage or cheating spouse?

 

note-  I am aware that not all cheating spouses are in a bad marriage.  Some bastards just like sex with other women. 

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