I feel it necessary to make you all aware of the dangers of using this cleanser as all over body wash….
I haven't been able to sit down for an hour.
Citrus should NOT be used in anything that could possibly be used between the legs.
If blogging about my stupidity saves only one of you, it will be worth it.
Shower carefully friends!
Next time try something minty…..just sayin'
Oh sh*t!!!! NOT a GOOD time! Hope it doesn't last much longer!!! Thanks for the advice!!!
I would like to add Peppermint facial cleanser to that list as well!
I love this stuff, but have never used it below my neck! Poor you!!
Oh man laughing out loud here!! Never used facial cleanser anywhere else but my face and I for sure won't do it now!!
Thanks for sharing and saving us from the pain!!
LMAO! This is exactly what I needed to read this afternoon. Thanks for the humor!
Ack!
Dork…..
My legs are crossed and I'm pushing them together SO hard!!!! Partly to protect my cootch from any wandering citrus and partly to keep from peeing on the chair!! Protect the P^%&^!!!
In the same vain, I would like to know who the first person was that used a hemorrhoid cream on
on their face and found out it softened their wrinkles!
http://www.ehow.com/about_4673953_can-hemorrhoid-cream-help-wrinkles.html
Sorry for your discomfort…but damn woman…you made me laugh out loud! Then I had to explain it to my husband…
Haha, You just made my day! Thank you for the incredibly sound advice Sandi =]. Hope you're able to sit soon!
LOL!
You also don't want to chop jalapenos and…well…..
Oh my! I feel for ya. I bought some of that Gold Bond powder in the green container. Seems it has like menthol in it like the Vick's vaporub. Ouchy wa wa, do not ever put that stuff near a crotch area!
Oh, I feel your pain! We used to have this thing squeezed between our toilet and our sink. I accidentally grabbed the Biore face strips instead of the Cottonelle soft wipes. Ohhh, the burning!!
Ohhh hemorrhoid cream is good for something other than zits now? Amazing…I guess it's good from the tween years and on now
Your advice is duly noted. So glad you shared, cause someone gave me some face and bath products for Christmas. This being our very low income time of year I may have been tempted to use what I have on hand for showering!
Ouch!
Damn. Just damn. Well, ouch and damn. There just…… I have no……. ouch.
Good luck to you and your girly bits……….. you could always request them to be kissed better……. just an idea!
Dude.
Get thee to mine blog.
Between the two of us we are fucking BRILLIANT.
Sorry about your girly bits. My gums send their sympathy.
Ouch alright, kind of thing I would do! Have been catching up on your blog – life went into chaos mode for a few months there. Congrats on your new baby. What a gorgeous girl. Ride the highs and lows as you always do.
Ouch! On the girly parts? Oh my! I'm sorry, I'm not really laughing…
Thanks for the advice!
I suppose an offer to kiss it and make it better is way out of line, right? Yeah. I kinda thought so. So I won't offer.
Kinda reminds me of that time I had a cold and had rubbed Vicks on my chest – and then had to go pee – and then discovered that you really don't want to touch yourself in the nether regions when there's Vicks on your fingers. Yeowza.
Another one to avoid is eucalyptus/tea tree oil – stings probably like Vicks. Ouch!!
How did your beauty shots go?
Ouch! I love that grapefruit cleanser (on my face.)
I recommend Dove Sensitive-the actual bar of soap, for those lady parts.