DO NOT MIX!
Brandon called me while I was driving the kids to school this morning. The conversation went something like this.
“You left the bottle you fed Ellie with in the chair and the cat’s ate the nipple.”
“Oh shit. Those damn cats.”
“Baby, that was our last nipple. There are no more nipples in the house. The cats have eaten everyone of them. You HAVE to stop at the store on the way home and buy more nipples.”
“SHIT! I HATE CATS and I hate the store.”
I stopped anyway, so I could feed the babies.
I bought a few of these.
And a few of these.
I won’t be buying anymore of these.
Damn those Pussy cats!!!
But golly, they’re adorable.
LMAO… that was the funniest title ever. Cute nipples… never thought I’d say that! The cats are cute too… let’s just leave it at that ;P
This is an awesome title
The kitties are beyond cute!!
oh but those “damn pussy cats” are just too cute! lol-
Oh crap! That sucks Sandi!
I laughed sooooooo hard when I read your blog title and then read the actual blog. I am sorry about the cats and nipples but at least you can write a funny blog with a double meaning title about it
Still laughing hysterically at your title! My cats drive me crazy, too, mostly by throwing up all over the place, but hey, at least they don’t bite my nipples!
But wook at doze innocent wittle faces!
HA!! We have a beautiful white Persian cat. We love Billy, but every time I clean up another puked-up hairball I hate his guts!
Ohhhh come on, dat innocent widdle face did that? Noooooo
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You are BAD, Girl! You knew exactly what you were doing with that title! I’m sure you’ll add 500 followers to your list by tonight!
re you sure Ellie isn’t handing them her bottles just so she can watch them drink the milk?
They are adorable!!
That is hilarious. Stopping by from Tova’s site cause I saw the title and the curiousity was too much. LOL!
Best title ever. Those kittens are too cute, but kittens are so much trouble…we also have two that just turned 1. Hope those pussy cats stay away from the nipples!
Awwww…sweet kitties! And the Avent bottle tops, right? I miss toddler bottle time!
Hahaha – I’m imagining the hits you are going to get with a title like that ;o) Do you appear in google searches? *dies*
DO you SERIOUSLY call them nipples in the US? If so, thats cute – if not a little misleading ;o) Here they are just “teats”. But then we also call a pacifier a “dummy”, so….go figure
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NIPPLES!!! hahahahaha!! Sorry, couldn’t help it! I just think that’s hilarious, given the number of times my children say the word “nipples” in our house, in one day!
Congrats… You put bad thoughts in my head.
You got me, given some of your other posts I was a little nervous where this was going, cute!
I do NOT like cats of any persuasion…
But those two are cute… but they’d be sold back if they did that to my nipples… LOL!!!
Oh I can sympathize with you! This puppy is WEARING me out. Thank god I dont have to deal with nipples anymore cuz the damn dog would be eating those too. Not even exagerating, he is destroying all of my stuff. I’m exhausted!
LOL!! You are a hoot!! This should get you lots of google hits!
Damn you’re funny!
I disagree, they are both must-have’s.
get your minds out of the gutter, I’m talking about our adorable kittens and the baby bottles.
Hon, those cats are cuter than some of your kids. Yeah, the truth hurts so go ahead and delete my comment but you know I speak the truth.
That is hilarious. And, I have to say that the kitties kind of redeem themselves at the end, they are so darn cute.
ahahahha great post, btw i adore those kittens, lovely
LOL. Love your storytelling ways
They just want some milk too mom. One of my cats was bottlefed as a tiny kitten and when we had a baby staying with us, she would literally try to get the baby’s bottle away from it because she thought it was her bottle. Dont hate the kitties just make sure the bottles are put out of reach.
Oh, you had to know a blog title like that would get my attention!!!!
Getting caught up on my blog reading finally….
At first glance you would think something totally different when reading the title….(where is my mind right now huh). The cats are 2 adorable and I can only imagine the kind of havoc they are causing in the house if they eat nipples for a living.
LOL – too funny! Love that you write Pussy and Nipples…my kind of humor!
roflmaooo….told ya you should of named them Puss n Boots….fits lol
This post is exactly why, dear Sandi, I wait to read your blog until I can give it my undivided attention.
i am laughing my ass off!
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LOL! They sure cute though! I sure love the title of this post! I sure have missed stopping in here. I hope to catch up around here soon! Hugs, Lori